a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
135711Marvel Characters Vs. ActorsLoki:I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD AND KILL YOU ALL!!!!
Tom:If you would please, I would like that, thank you god bless your soul.
Captain America:I WILL SAVE AMERICA EVEN IF IT FUCKING KILLS ME.
Chris:Guys... Can't we just work this out?
Tony:I AM FUCKING AWESOME
Robert:I AM FUCKING AWESOME5286207077
Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.
This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~)
This is a scam.
The website linked (and many others) will sell you fake IDs in for a fee and it literally doesn’t qualify you for anything. Unfortunately, (at least in the United States) emotional support/therapy animals do not qualify as service animals. This means you can very well be legally rejected by a landlord, public transportation service, etc.
Please read this and stop spreading false information that will scam people out of their money. Taking advantage of people with mental issues is one of the most disgusting things you can do.
I have a friend who hasn't been online in a year. She just randomly disappeared and I really miss her. If you live in England especially in or near Manchester or know someone named Samantha Drew in England please send me an ask.
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give the narnia code because my friend got it for me